cherry pie soda is ... and if you do can you tell me where to buy more because target seems to have mysteriously vanished the whole existence of Jones Soda in their store, which is more than a little upsetting.

So last night I was watching you tube videos in bed on my iTouch and came across lots of Beatles movies so of course, in what can only be described as a lapse of judgment due to my sleepiness at 9pm, I decided to watch Yellow Submarine before I went to sleep so my state of mind may have been compromised. [explaining why I'm so rambley today ... and I'm freezing but not really motivated enough to do anything about it]

Vince from Shamwow ... I'm stangely attracted to him and it's very disturbing. I mean I really do spill cola on the carpet a lot and he seems to fix that with his magic yellow cloth ... I hate the other people in this damn commercial though it should just be him, he's fascinating. Although who goes through $20 worth of paper towels a month? This question haunts my dreams, along with random the T-Rex that comes bursting though locked doors with out knocking and with no reason other than to scare the shit out of me.[This I might just have to blame on Jurassic Park] I think it has something to do with parallel universes being right up on each other so I guess the T-Rex has no idea I'm there ... or maybe he does know I'm there because in that universe he can travel in to my dreams and be a total nuisance. [I watched this show called "The Universe" or something like that one night.]

Oh right I was talking about paper towels...
Anyway on the green network I watched this show and these people went through 40 rolls of paper towels a month ... I'm surprised no one beat them in the face with a Costco size package of paper towels. The youngest[?] kid said he drove the family SUV [which looked like a mini van to me] because it was totally cool and made him the popularist kid in skool [like Stephenie Meyer ...er... Bella Swan] and he couldn't figure out how to use the hybrid car :\
leading me to believe he already has received a paper towel face beating for the whole of the united states paper towel sins, which makes him something of a paper towel jesus.

My brain is tired of my constant shivering I might go to sleep, or think about going to sleep, at any rate sleep will be on my mind while I sit here in my checkered pants wondering why the hell it's so damn cold in Oklahoma in December... it was so warm in November ... wth happened to all the glorious global warming?!